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"wow we interviewed these kids about the opinions they have and there were some that totally held the same opinions we have and they totally weren’t formed based on what their parents told them is right. let’s take just the kids that agreed with those opinions and put them in a video with some variation on the phrase ‘even kids understand….’ because that’s not pandering or insulting at all" -every group of anything ever
i’m waiting for corporate america to begin hijacking more tumblr memes like they did when dennys made that “hte spagheti” post
"you. mcdonalds. now."
dat feel when u get approved for a 5% down payment on a 30 year fixed-rate mortgage from Chase Bank
wow such l’oreal, very worth it
surprise, bitch. bet you thought you’d seen the last of our winter sales at best buy
this is probably the only dfs sofa i will ever buy because i feel like it’s more than a sofa. i don’t know if it’s how you sink into it when you sit down or the way the leather feels so smooth. it actually feels like a real, unique sofa rather than something mass-produced on an assembly line. but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
Date a girl who hates. Date a girl who has hated since she began to live. Date a girl with 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer-thin layers. Date a girl that if the word hate was engraved on every nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one billionth of the hate she feels for humans at this micro-instant. HATE. HATE.
"I have no girl but I must date"
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